So…Where to begin…

I suppose that most people, on their first blog post, try to define what they plan to do or why; but the thing is that I’m mostly just here to rant or blab, which really when you get down to it is the only reason that anyone has one of these things.  I, being of comparable humor, tend to find myself hilarious and snarky.  I want to share my opinions and maybe find someone who thinks I am as funny as I do…

So, I’m a full-time student, searching for a biology degree and hoping to one day be an optometrist.  I am also a “newly wed”, I got married in March of this year, but with that said, I have been with this man for 7 years.  I know him far better than I wish I did and love him maybe less than he deserves.  (Not that I don’t love him, just I only have so much and he deserves more.)  I am an asexual, pan-romantic, poly-amorous lady; if you don’t like it, I don’t care.  Anyone who wants to comment about God and his plan, can save it.  I’ve been preached at by far better than you and converted far more devout than you pretend to be.  I have 2 cats (Vicious and Wysp [pronouced wisp, you can thank my husband for that awfulness]), 2 turtles (Marvin and Vinny), a red-tail boa (Amadeus) and a beta fish (Franklin).  And am a proud new Prius owner, no it’s not powder blue, and you can laugh if you like but I get 400 miles per 10 gallon tank of gas, so yuck it up chuckles, while you drop $50 at the gas station every week.

That is all I have for this little intro, I must sleep to return to dreaded school tomorrow for tests in the only 2 classes that I have on Mon-Wed!  Heinous!

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About torntreasure

I'm a 31 year writer and optician. I am loud and out-spoken and I do not lie or sugar coat things. I love to write; I love to read. I like eyeballs. I want to be an artist. I want to paint the world with my words and make you glasses so you can see it! Ha ha!

One response to “So…Where to begin…

  1. Ra'jinn-Dar

    This one thinks you are funny indeed! Lol @ “snarky”

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